New Smash Bros Interviews: N“Pika!”New Smash Bros Interviews: N by Ability-King-KK
The yellow mouse and the pink puffball ran into the interview room and jumped up onto the desk, confusing Link and Samus. They became even more confused when a young man in his early twenties ran into the room as well. He lad long light green hair tied into a ponytail and wore a baseball cap. He also had soulless looking eyes.
“I demand that you release all the Pokémon here at once!” exclaimed the man.
Samus gave the man a blank look. “What?”
“Pokémon are not tools used for fighting for people’s entertainment! They are our friends and should be treated as such!”
The blonde bounty hunter grimaced, not liking this guy’s attitude. It was clear that he was insane. “First off, we don’t make the Pokémon who live here fight. They do it of their own free will. Secondly, Kirby here is not a Pokémon, so I don’t know why you
New Smash Bros Interviews: GaiusThe scent of sweets filtered through the air and the two Veterans wondered where it was coming from. They soon got their answer when the door opened and in walked an orange-haired man wearing dark-colored clothing and a black cloak. He also had many pieces of candy sticking out of his pockets.New Smash Bros Interviews: Gaius by Ability-King-KK
“Yo, the name’s Gaius and I’m here to be a Smash Fighter.”
“And what can you add to the roster? From the looks of it, you use a sword in battle and we really don’t need to listen to the fanbrats about there being ANOTHER sword user,” stated Samus with a grimace.
“I’m really fast and I can be paid in candy instead of money.”
“Samus,” said Link in a scolding tone, making the bounty hunter pout a bit. Link then turned back to Gaius. “Is there any other reason you want in?”
“Well, I had heard that Bubbles got in a while back, so I figured if he could get
New Smash Bros Interviews: MedusaLink and Samus weren’t sure what to do at the moment with their next applicant, especially considering said applicant came in demanding to get on the roster so she could defeat Palutena.New Smash Bros Interviews: Medusa by Ability-King-KK
“Medusa, you do realize that you can’t just barge in here and make demands, right?” questioned the Hylian swordsman.
“Don’t speak to me as if I were a child, mortal,” replied the snake woman with a scowl. “I’m not that brat of Palutena’s.”
“Still doesn’t mean we’ll just give you a spot,” added the blonde bounty hunter.
“Keep quiet! This series needs more villainous fighters and all I want to is to destroy Palutena once and for all and watch her little angel squirm in agony. It’s a win-win situation for all of us.”
“And what about Hades? He applied for a spot as well you know.”
“Getting more revenge on him will be a bonus.”
“…I see,” said
New Smash Bros Interviews: WartLink sweatdropped as he watched Samus mark her calendar, marking how many days were left for when SSB4 came out.New Smash Bros Interviews: Wart by Ability-King-KK
“You really want these interviews to end, don’t you?” questioned the swordsman.
“Of course I do! The thought of not having to deal with idiots anymore fills me with such joy.”
Link could only sweatdrop once again. Deciding against continuing this conversation, Link called in the next applicant. When the door opened, in walked a large green frog, which wore a crown, a pendent, and a blue robe.
“I am the great Wart! Hahahaha!” exclaimed the frog.
The two Veterans had blank looks on their faces, unsure on what they were dealing with. Samus then turned to Link with a deadpan look. “Now do you see why I want this to end?”
Ignoring her, Link addressed Wart. “You’re here to become a Smash Fighter, Mamu?”
“Of course I do, ribbit! I want to get back at Mario for stopping