New Smash Bros Interviews: Mewtwo“Here it is, Samus. The last interview,” stated Link.New Smash Bros Interviews: Mewtwo by Ability-King-KK
The blonde bounty hunter’s eyes shined with renewed hope. “Really? You’re not pulling my leg are you?”
“Nope. This is really the last interview.”
So ecstatic was Samus that she actually pulled out a bottle of champagne and popped the cork. Seeing the look she was getting from Link, she just merely raised an eyebrow.
“What? I’ve been waiting for this moment. Let me celebrate!”
“Could you at least wait until the game comes out and all of us can celebrate?”
“…But I don’t want to wait anymore,” whined the busty blonde.
“Such foolishness. You humans should have been destroyed years ago,” echoed a voice that sounded like it was coming from everywhere.
Link and Samus got on guard, but soon found it to be in vain as the source of the voice teleported into the room.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Tin Star“Now here’s an interesting applicant,” stated Link as he looked over the application in his hand.New Smash Bros Interviews: Tin Star by Ability-King-KK
“How so?” questioned Samus, not really believing the Hylian.
“Well…he’s from a Western genre game.”
The bounty hunter raised an eyebrow at this, not looking all that impressed. Ignoring her for the moment, Link called in the next applicant. When said applicant entered, Samus had to sweatdrop as she was greeted to a robotic cowboy.
“Howdy, ma’am. Hope ya been havin’ a pleasant day,” greeted the mechanical sheriff.
The bounty hunter turned to Link with a glare. “Who is this?”
“The name’s Tin Star, ma’am. I’m the sheriff of East Driftwood, an old western town in a world filled with robots,” explained Tin Star.
Samus turned back to the robot. “And you think you have what it takes to be a Smash Fighter?”
“Darn tootin’! I kn
New Smash Bros Interviews: Rundas“Is it just me or does it feel a little colder in here all of a sudden?” asked Link.New Smash Bros Interviews: Rundas by Ability-King-KK
“Maybe a little. Why do you ask?” replied Samus.
Before Link could answer, the door opened and in stepped a strange looking alien, an alien that Samus easily recognized.
“You might want to stop staring, Samus,” said the alien.
“R-Rundas?! But how?! I thought you were dead?!” exclaimed the blonde bounty hunter.
An arrogant laugh escaped Rundas. “This universe is a very strange place, allowing the dead to come and go as it pleases.”
“So you two know each other?” questioned Link, looking between the two bounty hunters.
Samus gave a nod. “Yes. He is a fellow bounty hunter who had been hired to stop the Phazon all those years ago. Unfortunately he was corrupted by the Phazon and I had no choice but to fight him.”
“And I want a rematch,” added the Phrygisian. “Since I’m no
New Smash Bros Interviews: EddyA dripping sound could be heard and it was driving Samus crazy.New Smash Bros Interviews: Eddy by Ability-King-KK
“Grr, where the hell is that leak?!” exclaimed Samus as she had heard ear against the wall, as if she were trying to find the leak this way.
“I don’t think it is a leak, Samus,” said Link with a sigh.
“And why not?!”
“Because there are no pipes anywhere near this room,” replied the swordsman in a deadpan tone.
Samus stood away from the wall and looked at Link with her arms crossed. “If that’s the case, where is that dripping coming from?!”
The door opened and to the surprise of the two Veterans, a mass of water rolled into the room. Once it stopped, it formed into what looked like a living water droplet with arms, legs, eyes, and a mouth. It was also pretty short compared to the two Veterans as well.
“Hi! My name’s Eddy and I’m here to become a Smash Fighter!”
“…You’re a giant drip of water.