New Smash Bros Interviews: Daroach

“Haha!  Come my Squeaks!  We have much treasures to steal!”

The door slammed opened, surprising Link and Samus when it was shown that a large mouse was the one to do it.  The mouse was grey in color and wore a red top hate and a red jagged cape.  The large mouse wasn’t the only one there either as there was three other mice with him.

The first of the mice was a small yellow mouse wearing a pair of triangular sunglasses and a red scarf.  The next mouse was blue in color and the largest of the bunch, being big and bulky, and looked to be dressed like a pirate, complete with an eye patch.  The last mouse was the smallest and oldest, having a green moustache and pink coke-bottle glasses.

Samus glared at the mice. “Just what do you think you are doing?!”

The lead mouse gave a smirk. “Why looking for treasure, of course!  I am Daroach, leader of the Squeak Squad.”

“…Squeak Squad?”

“Correct.  These are my fellow Squeaks; Spinni, Storo, and Doc,” said Daroach, pointing to the yellow mouse, large mouse, and old mouse respectively. “Now hand over any treasure you might have.”

Samus decided to point her plasma cannon at the mice instead. “How about I give you a shot of plasma instead?”

Daroach looked down the barrel of the cannon, nervous of what could happen. “Very well then.  You may keep your treasure.”

Link then spoke up. “Daroach was it?  You do know this is where interviews for the next Smash Bros. game take place, right?  Are you here for an interview?”

The Squeak Squad leader thought about it for second before giving a nod. “I suppose I could give an interview.”

The two blond/es sweatdropped at Daroach’s nonchalant attitude.  Link continued with the interview. “Okay so why do you think you’d make a good addition to SSB?”

“Does it really matter?  I would just want to join for possible treasures.  Nothing else really matters to the Squeak Squad!”

Spinni, Storo, and Doc each gave out cheers at their leader’s declaration.

Samus’ eye started to twitch in anger and annoyance.  She really couldn’t take anymore of these idiots.  Summoning her Varia Suit, she pointed her plasma cannon at the mice and started charging.

“Any last words, vermin?” questioned the bounty hunter, making the Squeak Squad pale.

“Abort!  Abort!  Run away, Squeak Squad!” exclaimed Daroach as he and the other mice ran for their lives.

Once the pests were gone, Samus deactivated her suit and sat back down.  Link meanwhile was giving her a deadpan look.

“Was that really necessary?”

“…Yes.  Yes it was.”

Link was starting to think Samus needed anger management.

CHAPTER END