New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong

"That was annoying," complained Samus.

"I'm sure the rest of the interviews will be better.  Next!" called out Link.

The door opened and in walked a female chimp, who had long blonde hair and wore a pink top and beret.  She looked up at the two and gave them a smile.

"Hey guys.  What's up?"

"Hello, Dixie.  Now what is your reason for wanting to join Smash Bros.?" questioned Link.

"Aside from the fact that I was supposed to be in Brawl, I feel I can give a lot to the series as a fighter.  Plus I can help show that girls can kick butt just as much as the guys.  There really should be more girls in the series," replied Dixie with a grin.

Link and Samus raised an eyebrow at her answer.  The bounty hunter then returned the grin.

"Good answer.  I'll be sending in your application to headquarters."

Link turned to the blonde woman. "You can't send an application solely on that!"

"Yes I can!  Dixie's right about there needing to be more female fighters."

"There're plenty of females in the series though.  There's you, Peach, Zelda, Nana, and Jigglypuff."

Samus and Dixie gave the swordsman a deadpan look, basically telling him he was an idiot.

"First off, Nana is part of the Ice Climbers and even then, Popo is the lead fighter.  Secondly, Jigglypuff doesn't count.  That leaves just Peach, Zelda, and myself, meaning there are only three females in the series.  Dixie's application will be sent.  Do I make myself clear?" questioned Samus, a hint of threat in her voice that made Link flinch.  He could face off against the likes of Ganondorf, Majora's Mask, and Zant, but he learned long ago that women were on a completely different level of scary at times.

"Sure, whatever you say!"

"Good.  Congrats, Dixie," said Samus with a smirk.

"Yes!  Can't wait to rub this in Diddy's face!"

Dixie ran out of the room on a mission to find her monkey boyfriend.  Link turned back to Samus.

"I still think there should be a better reason."

"Link, are you saying that women shouldn't be fighters?" hissed Samus, narrowing her eyes at the man next to her.

"Not at all.  Zelda's one of the best fighters I've seen, as herself and as Sheik.  I just think a more legitimate reason was needed."

"Well too late.  I'm sending he application," stated Samus, placing the sheet of paper in the out going box.

"Let's hope the next one has a better reason," said Link with a sigh.

CHAPTER END