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New Smash Bros Interviews: Medusa

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Link and Samus weren’t sure what to do at the moment with their next applicant, especially considering said applicant came in demanding to get on the roster so she could defeat Palutena.

“Medusa, you do realize that you can’t just barge in here and make demands, right?” questioned the Hylian swordsman.

“Don’t speak to me as if I were a child, mortal,” replied the snake woman with a scowl. “I’m not that brat of Palutena’s.”

“Still doesn’t mean we’ll just give you a spot,” added the blonde bounty hunter.

“Keep quiet!  This series needs more villainous fighters and all I want to is to destroy Palutena once and for all and watch her little angel squirm in agony.  It’s a win-win situation for all of us.”

“And what about Hades?  He applied for a spot as well you know.”

“Getting more revenge on him will be a bonus.”

“…I see,” said Link. “And what about Dark Pit?”

The Goddess of Darkness gave the swordsman a narrowed look. “What about him?”

“Well it is speculated that he’s already on the roster.”

“If he’s on the roster then Sakurai has a few screws loose,” growled Medusa. “I had heard people complain about that Lucina girl being a clone of Marth, but at least she’s her own character in her series.  Dark Pit is a literal clone of Pit and truly has no business being anything more than a palette swap!”

“I agree wholeheartedly!” exclaimed Samus.

Link facepalmed as the two women started to “bash” on Dark Pit and silently wondered is Samus was right in wanting these interviews to end.

CHAPTER END
Next on the request list is Medusa and in true KI fashion, we’ve torn down the fourth wall in this interview.  Seriously though, Dark Pit should not be in as a fighter and the fandom will be damn hypocrites if he does.
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what happens if you vote for Medusa the goddess of darkness