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New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 5

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Up in Skyworld, in Palutena’s Temple, Pit stood before his goddess and looked ready to cry his little angel eyes out.  The green-haired woman tried what she could to calm her little angel.

“Pit, we’ve been over this, remember?”

“But I don’t want to fight you!” cried the child. “Why did you have to become a Smash Fighter?”

Bring the boy close, Palutena ran her hand through his hair in hopes of soothing him. “Well, our series did need more representatives and who better than me?”

“It could have been Phosphora or Magnus instead.”

“But they’re Assist Trophies now, Pit.  Now, no more fuss over this.  I need to start preparing.”

Pit looked confused at this. “Preparing?  For what?”

“It seems that the rest of the Smash Girls want to take me out and celebrate me becoming a Smash Fighter,” explained Palutena with a laugh. “While I’m gone, I have a very important job for you, Pit.”

The young angel didn’t like the sound of that. “What would that be, Lady Palutena?”

It was then that there was a knock on the door.  Going over, Palutena opened it to reveal Samus and Rosalina.

“Hello, Samus, Rosalina!” greeted Palutena with a smile. “So where will we be going tonight for the celebration?”

Samus just gave off a shrug. “Not real sure.  All I know is that Zelda said we were going to go to some bar in Castle Town.  Most of the other Smash Fighters will be there as well.”

“I am actually quite looking forward to this,” said Rosalina. “I’ve never been to one of these establishments before.”

“I’m sure you’ll love it, Rosalina,” stated Palutena, her smile still on her face.

It was then that Pit spoke up. “Hey!  How come I can’t come and celebrate too?”

“Because we’re going to a bar, brat,” stated Samus, giving the angel a narrowed look. “You’re too young to even make it through the door.”

“As such, most of the younger Smash Fighters will not be attending,” added Rosalina.

Pit gave off a pout. “Then what am I supposed to do?”

Palutena looked a little nervous at this. “Well…”

Two sets of squeaks echoed through the air as two little figures floated through the door.  Upon closer inspection, it turned out it was Luma and Baby Metroid.

“…Lady Palutena?”

“While we’re gone you’re going to look after Luma and Baby Metroid!” stated Palutena as if it was the best job in the world.

It took a few seconds for Pit to comprehend what he was going to be doing. “I’m babysitting?!”

“It’s not like we can take them with us,” said Samus.

“They are babies after all,” said Rosalina.

“So be good, Pit, and I’ll see you later!” added the green-haired goddess as she left with the two blondes, leaving Pit to deal with the babies.

The three women then made their way through the dimensions and ended up in Hyrule where they met up with Peach, Zelda, and Wii Fit Trainer.

“Yay!  You made it!” exclaimed Peach as she ran forward to greet them.

“We thought you got lost since you had the bounty hunter with you,” said Wii Fit Trainer, a smirk on her face.

“Bite me, yoga freak!  If you want to go at it, we can settle this with a little drinking contest once we’re inside.  Oh wait, I forgot that you’re a weak little lightweight.”

Sparks flew as the two women glared at each other, making the rest of the women sweatdrop as they watched this.

“Are they always like this?” questioned Palutena.

Zelda let out a sigh. “Ever since Wii Fit Trainer got on the roster.  “Let’s just break them up so we can go inside.”

Nodding in agreement, Peach went over and grabbed Wii Fit Trainer’s arm and dragged her towards the bar, while Zelda did the same with Samus.  Rosalina and Palutena followed after them.  Upon entering the building they were greeted by a heavyset, well-endowed, redheaded woman.

“I was wondering when you lot were going to get here,” said the woman with a smirk. “Your other friends are already here.”

“Thank you, Telma,” replied Zelda with a smile.  She then led the other five Smash Girls over to an empty table.

Once seated, they placed their orders.  Samus ordered a bottle of whisky, Peach and Zelda ordered tea, Wii Fit Trainer ordered water, Rosalina ordered a fruity drink, and Palutena ordered some wine.

“Told you were a weak little lightweight,” stated the smirking blonde bounty hunter towards Wii Fit Trainer once they received their drinks.  This made the yoga instructor send a nasty glare towards her rival.

The Hylian princess let out a sigh of annoyance. “Can we please remember why we’re here in the first place?”

“Zelda’s right!” exclaimed Peach. “We’re here to celebrate Palutena joining the roster.”

“Among others,” added the cosmic entity.

Palutena turned towards Rosalina. “That’s right, weren’t a few other Newcomers announced as well?”

Samus grimaced at this. “Yes, but I honestly think they shouldn’t be here.”

“Samus,” warned Zelda, casting her friend a look to go with it.

“Well it’s true!  Who down at HQ thought it was a good idea to let avatars on the roster?”

“You mean the Miis?” questioned Palutena.

The girls turned towards one side of the bar where three figures were talking with Ike, Luigi, and Fox.  One was a brunette girl wearing orange and had on futuristic boots and arm cannon.  Next was a dirty blond-haired man wearing blue and wielded a sword.  Lastly was a raven-haired man in red and had on a pair of yellow fighter’s gloves.

“Oh my!” said Peach in awe.

“I wonder how well the Mii Fighters will do in the upcoming tournament?” questioned the yoga instructor.

“Does it matter?” demanded Samus. “They’re just as bad as the other Newcomer.”

“…You should really stop being so negative, Samus,” said Zelda in a deadpan tone.

“Who is the other Newcomer?” asked the pink wearing princess, tilting her head to the side in confusion.

Not answering verbally, Samus instead pointed towards the other side of the bar where Mario, Sonic, and Mega Man were watching an eating contest between Kirby and a round yellow creature with red gloves and boots.

“Wait, why is Kirby here?  I thought he was just a baby!” exclaimed Peach.

“Focus, Peach,” said Rosalina in a gentle tone. “Although I too wonder that.”

“Isn’t that Pac-Man?” asked Palutena, driving the conversation back on subject.

“Yes,” answered Samus in what sounded like a hiss. “He has nothing to do with Nintendo and yet he gets on the roster just because Namco helped make the next SSB.”

“He’s also an iconic character,” stated Zelda.

“That doesn’t mean anything if he has no connection to Nintendo!  It also doesn’t help that most of his moveset involves other Namco characters that aren’t even from his own series!” explained Samus, getting more upset about this.

“Okay, I think you’ve had enough of this,” said the Hylian princess as she took away the whisky bottle.

“Maybe we should cut the celebration short?” questioned the Goddess of Light.

“Aw, but we haven’t been here that long,” pouted Peach.

“Yeah, why should we let the mentally unstable bounty hunter ruin our night out,” said Wii Fit Trainer with a frown.

Samus’ eye twitched in annoyance.  She really wanted to beat that yoga freak into a bloody pulp.

Letting out a sigh, Zelda spoke up. “Maybe we should leave, before someone gets hurt.”

“Plus we have been here for a while now and I’m starting to miss Luma,” stated Rosalina.

“Yes, I’m actually worried about how Pit is doing,” added Palutena as she and the rest of the women stood up to leave.

Once they’ve paid for their drinks, they left the bar and went their separate ways with Palutena, Samus, and Rosalina heading back to Skyworld.

CHAPTER END

I’ve had this chapter planned out for whenever Palutena was to be revealed as a Newcomer and I finally get to use it.  Of course I had to add some stuff for Mii and Pac-Man, but this was mostly for Palutena.  Poor little Pit.  He now has to fight his goddess/mommy.

And if you’re wondering, Pit’s little side story n babysitting will be posted as a separate one-shot.
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Morph ball, anyone? Samus would definitely beat the Wii Fit Trainer in Yoga any day.