New Smash Bros Interviews: Tin Star

“Now here’s an interesting applicant,” stated Link as he looked over the application in his hand.

“How so?” questioned Samus, not really believing the Hylian.

“Well…he’s from a Western genre game.”

The bounty hunter raised an eyebrow at this, not looking all that impressed.  Ignoring her for the moment, Link called in the next applicant.  When said applicant entered, Samus had to sweatdrop as she was greeted to a robotic cowboy.

“Howdy, ma’am.  Hope ya been havin’ a pleasant day,” greeted the mechanical sheriff.

The bounty hunter turned to Link with a glare. “Who is this?”

“The name’s Tin Star, ma’am.  I’m the sheriff of East Driftwood, an old western town in a world filled with robots,” explained Tin Star.

Samus turned back to the robot. “And you think you have what it takes to be a Smash Fighter?”

“Darn tootin’!  I know how to hold mah own and I can take down any villains who need to be taken care of!”

“And what about the other Smash Fighters?  The ones who aren’t villains,” questioned Samus, crossing her arms under her breasts.

“Well The Code of Good Guy Rules would say I shouldn’t fight them since they’re not villains, but since this is technically a tournament of sorts that there be a loophole I can use,” explained Tin Star with a grin.

A sigh escaped Samus’ mouth.  Before she could say anything though, Link took hold of the conversation.

“We’d be glad to have you on the roster, Tin Star.  Keep in mind though that it is up to headquarters to make the final decision.”

“Right!  Here’s hopin’ that we can meet again then!”

Tin star then called for his faithful steed, Aluminum, and rode off into the sunset.

“…How did he do that?” questioned Samus as she watched Tin Star fade into the distance.

“I have no idea,” replied Link.

CHAPTER END